can’t risk it
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
Fred: Okay team let’s split up
Me: *worries for the wellbeing of shaggy and scooby*
if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me
you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk
dean putting one of the most dangerous weapons in the world into a public bathroom sink
while nonchalantly checking his phone
I’m so grateful for the people that are in my life, but I can’t stop thinking about those who I’ve lost. If I could go back and save them, I would in a heartbeat.
Rest in peace Andrew.
Rest in peace Matthew.